THE STILLER I STAND, THE FASTER I RUN.

the boy.
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0.005
Name: number five (five hargreeves)
Age: 64 ; appears 13
pronouns: he / him
canon: the umbrella academy
canon point: post-hotel oblivion, season 4 episode 2Direction: south
rank: 2. explorer
path: cynic
dob: oct. 1
main theme: kid midnight - irontom
likes: black coffee, peanut butter + marshmallow sandwiches, margaritas, president john f. kennedy, saunas, roadtrips, pancakes with smiley faces on them, paper over technology, organization, gambling.
dislikes: fish, violin, walking long distances, slow drivers, wasting time, chit-chat.
locations: sector e, the library, starlight, many of the bars around the angara cache.
housing: sector e, unit 06.
occupation: retail worker
SOCIAL LINKS.
. . . WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER IN ANOTHER WORLD.

0.001 "the god-eater"
I've learned that no matter how far you run, family always comes back together at some point, somehow. You understand what very few people do. nobody in the world has more time than us. Maybe somebody will find my name in that notebook of yours one day.

"0.002 "the reaper"
the brother I never had. I wish I could help you, genuinely. I guess maybe I can't really do it all.

0.003 "the xxxxx violin"
I meant it when I said I wouldn't put a gun to your head. It's the small things, you know. Thanks for leaving the lights on. It won't be dark for you either ... pinky promise.

0.004 "the turtle"
I think you're tediously annoying, and I'm pretty sure you only listen to about a quarter of what I actually say - at least you listen where it counts, i guess.

0.005 "the girl"
I want to know what you've been through - it's not everyday you meet someone else who somehow survived an apocalypse and lived to tell the tale. ... I know it's probably hard to talk about - but I just want you to know the present doesn't have to be as difficult as the past.

0.006 "the doc"
You're easier to get along with than most. I think you're hiding something, personally - but if it's only your past you're being selective with, then maybe it should stay there.
to be continued . . .
POSITIVE IMPRESSIONS: NATHRAE, RAPHAEL, DRACULA TEPES, LIBRA, ICHIBAN, MARIA, WISE, WAKE/WADE, BELLE.
INCONCLUSIVE: KIOKO SATOU, FENTON, DONATELLO, FUZI, RICHTER, CROWLEY, ALEAR, KARIN, MARC SPECTOR, KAITO YARINAOSU, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, BEDMA'AM, DELIA, TERRAFORM, HEAVY.
NEGATIVE IMPRESSIONS: THE DESECRATOR, WX, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG